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slythwolf:

timebeagle:

imaginehanniballecter:

Imagine Hannibal Lector going down a slide and not once breaking eye contact w/ you. 

I’m picturing a spiral slide, so he has to whip his head dramatically to keep eye contact

like a ballerina

ladyhistory:

That sounds just like something Ben Franklin would say to a talking jug of juice.

ladyhistory:

That sounds just like something Ben Franklin would say to a talking jug of juice.

w124:

Keeping it classy with fivepointtwo, statementofporpoise, and Thomas.

w124:

Keeping it classy with fivepointtwo, statementofporpoise, and Thomas.

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

lucid-awakeningg:

crookednose:

minimum wage doesn’t even TOUCH a living wage, racism and sexism are alive and well, children are killed in schools on a regular basis, those who make it to college end up with hundreds of thousands in debt, our basic rights are being stripped from us daily, and adults actually believe that SELFIES are the cause for this generation’s demise

Finally someone fucking said it

sharkchunks:

Religious logic FTW

sharkchunks:

Religious logic FTW