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The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

cracked:

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7 Horrors of Ferguson Policing (Made Less Awful With Farts)

#7. The Police Never Filed an Incident Report for the Shooting of Michael Brown

After many days of putting off the report’s release, the Ferguson police have since admitted to never even filing one. Incident reports are incredibly important (and required), and they should ideally be written within 24 hours of the incident (for hopefully obvious reasons). But they didn’t even write one. Isn’t that fucking coo-coo bananas, y’all? I guess they either just never got around to it or never got around to wanting to tell the truth about it. Either way, there’s that.

Or there that is not, I guess.

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bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

metallickah:

unrealthings:

batreaux:

this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*

#Bed Bath and Bolsheviks

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

safe-behind-bars:

older-aang:

kuro-tokyo:

scared the shit out of me every time

my dad wants this to be played at the beginning of his funeral

reblogging again just for that omg

safe-behind-bars:

older-aang:

kuro-tokyo:

scared the shit out of me every time

my dad wants this to be played at the beginning of his funeral

reblogging again just for that omg

duckktective:

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

4gifs:

This kid shreds. [video]

4gifs:

This kid shreds. [video]