For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.
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#7. The Police Never Filed an Incident Report for the Shooting of Michael Brown
After many days of putting off the report’s release, the Ferguson police have since admitted to never even filing one. Incident reports are incredibly important (and required), and they should ideally be written within 24 hours of the incident (for hopefully obvious reasons). But they didn’t even write one. Isn’t that fucking coo-coo bananas, y’all? I guess they either just never got around to it or never got around to wanting to tell the truth about it. Either way, there’s that.
Or there that is not, I guess.
turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy